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Subject: A WOMAN
By the time the Lord made women, He was into his sixth day of working
overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on
this one?
And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts,
all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can
hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a
scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs of
hands! No way! And that's just on the standard model?"
The angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for one day. Wait
until tomorrow to finish."
"But I can't!" the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when
she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "but you have made her so
soft, Lord."
"She is soft", the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You've no
idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to
reason, and negotiate."
The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's
cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told
you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord objected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her
pain, her disappointment, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of
everything, for women are truly amazing."
Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry hardships, they carry
burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. Women come in all sizes, in
all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show
how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the
world spin! They bring joy and hope.